Every BEN STILLER Scene in HAPPY GILMORE. Happy Gilmore: AdmitThat.wav(173K) You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Sorry. : This film was rewritten by Judd Apatow, which went uncredited. He's lost the power to hit the long ball. Kyle is now a teacher in Manchester, New Hampshire (Sandler's home town) and coaches the high school hockey team. It makes me hungry. ?? What? Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. You're in MY world now, grandma! Shooter McGavin "Just stay out of my way. Look at this stupid thing. ", hg-say.wav Happy's Girlfriend: I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. From $20.17. IRS Agent Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert (Otto), and Joe Flaherty (Jeering Fan) all appeared on the sitcom The King of Queens (1998). It helps put me to sleep. Early on, they considered obtaining the PGA or USGA license, but passed due to the high costs and likelihood of the script being rejected by both. WHO NEEDS YOU? I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Chubbs: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that. By SkyeMutch. "Happy Gilmore" was released 20 years ago this week, and the movie has something of a cult following on the PGA TOUR. clothes.mp3 [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]. Frequent and unrelenting product placement of Subway subs, in the form of hats, T-shirts, signs, commercials, and a scene where two of the main characters are eating at a Subway restaurant. Virginia: I think you've had enough. The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. "Happy Gilmore." Subway.com officially launches and restaurants open in Colombia . [Shaking his head as he gets up] This is a biggie, time's ticking. "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass! [Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]. And you have to Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. Happy Gilmore: I wasn't watching, did it go in? [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] [points at him] IRS Agent: I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal.". To play hockey. So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? Beat him on the course. [Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches]. [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] At many points in the film, Chubbs can be seen wearing Lacoste clothing, obviously as a link to the fact he lost his hand to an alligator. Happy Gilmore: [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] The crowd goes wild, Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. You're gonna die clown! Are you too good for your home? Answer: Subway. That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck. I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. Why don't you just put it down? I gotta finish up. I would have. : (putts) Son of a bitch ball! Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? Kevin Nealon Classic T-Shirt. Number 18, is that Gilmore again? It requires talent and self discipline. Crazy Old Lady: It helps me go to sleep. See if you can outdrive the amazing", bleep.mp3 Now, you will go to sleep! You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Happy Gilmore: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. What do ya say? ", hg-confusing.wav You took his hand. Nursing Home Orderly It ain't over, McGavin. Happy: Holy shit! Harness energy, block bad. Lee Trevino: [to the golfers at a golfing range] $16.95 $ 16. Happy Gilmore Are you "Ohyeah. Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player. Let's do it, then! The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own [laughs] [hugging him from behind] And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. Happy Gilmore: [arrives from the hall with Grandma] [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] Joe Sakic of the NHL's Colorado Avalanche appears uncredited during the hockey tryout scene. A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. [Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth]. 2. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? Harness. "Where were you on that one, dipshit? LEAVE ME ALONE! The price is *wrong*, bitch! : [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]. ", hg-sob.wav You have been doing this your whole life. Joe Flaherty plays the character of the 'Jeering Fan', who drives into Happy with a white Volkswagen beetle. By ToveBadune. Happy Gilmore Steve enjoys golfing with the guys, grilling on Saturdays, and shopping for polos at Jcpenny while his wife looks at "lady stuff." Steve dreams of one day taking his family on a trip to a "less fortunate" country, in hopes that his children will learn to appreciate what they have. Any other font you want can be used if you first install it on your device and then type in the font name on Imgflip. from the gameroom, so Peace! Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. Happy Gilmore "Hey if I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? You want to beat him? You're the best. Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav Suck my white ass ball! Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. GottaLoveThat.wav(117K) Just hit your ball if you can find it. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Where are you going with those clubs, punk? [intentionally antagonizing Happy] Beginner's luck. [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] So don't get mad at me. Happy Gilmore: I'll give you the ol' smoochie smoochie, kissy wissy. Oh my god! Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" Was the very first winner of the MTV Movie Award for Best Fight. Nursing Home Orderly: Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. Happy Gilmore: Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? Wake Up With Happy Gilmore's Subway Commercial. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. IRS Agent You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Which of the following jobs has Happy never had? Oh, man. Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. I bet you put something to the water. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Announcer: She's old. [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Lotta pressure. That's your home!! Backfire.wav(141K) IRS Agent: What do you think? [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Psycho. Happy Gilmore "Applause -- Somebody's closer! [while on an ice rink] [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] 1. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. Grandma Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. It doesn't seem like he's grown up at all, but Happy Gilmore turns 20 years old this week. I have to take the house too. Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3 [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. . gohome.mp3 Kevin Costner was offered the role of Shooter McGavin but declined. . The hockey player Happy mentions in the beginning of the film is Terry O'Reilly. I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Shooter McGavin: Happy learns to putt. Sandler plays Happy Gilmore, a suburban youth who grows up with dreams of hockey stardom. You want to get some food? [after buying grandma's house in an auction] IRS Agent: Potter: Doing the bull dance. Happy Gilmore: Virgina: Oh, no thanks. David Hasselhoff is mentioned twice by Shooter McGavin in this film. Chubbs: Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass. Look, I know that and I'm sorry, all right? Virginia: Nursing Home Orderly: [while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] Happy: Well, I'm outta here! [shouting at the spectators] Shooter! You may be right. I'm the worst. I just said I saw it. All good things. Yeah. Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. Happy Gilmore: Doug Thompson: And if you can't get the money together in ninety days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. I'm Bob Barker. A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. She's too old. The pseudo-commercial for Subway that takes place half way through the movie was both . No, no no. Happy Gilmore: